Jackie: I sleep with him and I can't get anything above a five.

De: Hey, you're the one who let me get away with it.
Doyce: That's right. I take full responsibility for that.

Doyce(?): Hemorrhoids. Massive prehensile hemorrhoids. Ugh. Now I have a new Supers concept for you. Hemorrhoid Man! Captain Hemorrhoid!

Randy: Dave! I know what you want to spend your point on. Spend it on a shapeshifting form -- male!
Dave: I don't think so.
Margie: All Punishment's masculinity is tied up her stick.
Stan: Congratulations on the first stick mention.
Doyce: You made up a character who is famale and carries a six foot stick, also, she's uptight and Catholic. You brought this on yourself.

Reality: That sounds like an excuse to me. Electricity doesn't have access to the web. Right.

Donner: What would happen if you stuffed the Bronze Man's head up and Excrucian's butt?
Mariska: I'd pay money to see that.

Meanwhile, Terminus sucks up to Lord Entropy.

Doyce: I'm quoting myself here, so forgive me if I get this wrong, because I wasn't listening.

Reality: Lust? Cosmis awareness? Life is a big orgy.

Death: Question? How many crickets are there in the world?

Doyce: Your Imperators, they're like garage sale junkies for new domains.
Mariska: And that's what we like about them.

Lust: Are you negotiating with the Excrucians?
Death: Define negotiating.
Lust: Lower! Lower!

Lust: All your Sians are belong to me!

Haley hands a letter to Sean. Dave is literally speechless.

Jackie: The paper isn't bad, Dave.
Dave: I'm just folding it sharp enough to cut something.

Doyce (in character): Guilt, can you leave the room?
Mariska: If that'll make you feel better.

Randy: Mariska, Baroness of Kvetching. Oy!

You guys were bought at a yard sale.

--Death, upon finding out the Amaciel got Lust, Electricity, and Reality from Asgard.

Loki, pointing: Terminus?
Death: No, that’s your finger.

Loki, seductively: May I have a word with you, Macy?
June: Yeah, and the word is blow job.

Loki, to Macy: Why don’t you stop by for a visit, once everything has been settled, geologically speaking?

Macy, after Loki leaves: Nobody’s ever been this nice to me.

Punishment, as a gigantic Lust enters the room: These are our breasts – I mean, guests.
Lust: I feel such a boob.

Punishment, after Fungus seals the entrances to a secret meeting: The lodge is slimed.

June (OOC): You’re going to need to lie to June about this.
Macy: I figured that.
Death: I can do that.

“I don’t really think there’s anything I feel passionate about right now.” – Lust

Alternate News Flash: Skirts Uprising!

“I’m curious as to the aversion behind that.” -- GM, as Lust rationalizes not dealing with her anchor’s dead body.

“That’s where I hang my hat.” -- Death, on a tumescent statue in the center of the chancel.

“Oh, by the way, I have you, and when you feel it, it was me.” – Lust, to scorn.

“You could hear a butterfly masturbating in Barbados.” --GM, on Lust’s aspecty ears.
“She’s listening to him now.” --De
“Butterfly lust.” --Randy.

“It appears to be spreading.” -- GM.
“Heh. The whores are spreading.” --Lee.

“Actually, factually, that’s what happened.” --GM

“So, you’re the Duke of Death.” –GM
“The first person who says duck of death dies.” --Lee
“Duck of death! Duck of death!” – De
“You die.” – Lee
“Quack, quack, quack.” --De

“I like playing scorn. He’s fun.” --GM

“He’s going to be half as drunk as normal.” --GM, on Hank losing a hand.
“Yeah, but he’s going to be twice as horny.” –De.

(If Lust decided she wanted Donner:)
“Donner would run screaming. Unfortunately, Lust would catch him.” --Randy.

“You know you’re having a bad day when the doublemint twins are trying to kill you.” –GM

“He can withstand your weak powers.” --Lust
“What about your monthly powers? Are you menstrual?” --Death

Want to be carried? –Donner
Always –Lust

Can’t talk—I’m making as ass of myself.
--Jackie, putting words in Justin’s mouth.

I wish I could belch on command. –D.
That’s what a husband is for. –Jackie
[Braaaaaap.] – Doyce

It’s from my heart to yours. – Lust, on giving herself a deadly wound.

I am hurt to my heart – Jurai (of the Camora)
Don’t talk to me about hearts. – Lust

This is an aspect five whistle. – Lust, trying to get Orachi’s attention.

It’s about time…Oh. It's you, Raddy… –Orachi, on meeting Radmanghast again.

Baroness, may I have a word with you? –Orachi
Is that me? –Lust
Yes, you're a Baroness. --HG

Do you really want to lip off to something that can kill you? –HG
I’m already bleeding. –Lust
You’re already halfway [to death]. –HG
A third of the way there, technically. –Lust.

You are an impudent soul… --Orachi

I am certainly not one to give advice on emotional matters. –Orachi
Matters of the heart? –Lust
Yes, an impudent soul. –Orachi

Who wished to be a guest? – Donner
Lord Joktan –Griv
Jackie’s fingers freeze on the keyboard…

You didn’t say no. –Donner, on letting Joktan into the chancel.
I said no lots of times. –Lust

HG: Justice has gone thru at least two verifiable reincarnations.

Sian: Yes, and it is a good time for a third…

***

Sian: When we go back to the chancel we need to inform …

Guilt: Alajandro?

Sian:…(in a sotto voce reserved for the insane) Cathatel.

HG: (Laughing) Oh, That was great! What a great insite into both of the characters…One concerned about the Chancel and the Realm, and the other concerned about their Imperator.

***

Jourai: Consider me at your disposal

Sian: There’s an Idea!

***

HG: You see Cathatel in a position you’ve never seen before…

Dave: Taunt…

Stan: Mating…

Margie: Waiting for belly rubs…

HG: While all of these are positions…no….ummm…

Dave: Exotic dancing…

Stan: Erect…

HG: Closer…

Stan: Hanging…

Dave:…Noose like…

Stan: Hanging around noose like with Orachi…

HG: Funny…That would really mess Jackie and Randy, but no.

Margie: A tower of power…

HG: ARRRGGGHHH…umm, well toweresque. Ok. He’s Toweresque, does that work for you?

[I'm not sure who was supposed to be collecting them, but here are two I wrote down.]

On standing up for the Cammorae ...
Jurai: You've chosen a fine Warden. He refuses to have anything to do with me.
Sian: [Their warden's stature suddenly climbs in her eyes.] I'll have to have some coffee with him some time.
Jurai: I'd appreciate anything you might say to him on my behalf.
Sian: I'm sure I can find something to say about you.

On good ideas ...
Jurai: Remind your master that we [the Cammora] are at his disposal.
Sian: Now there's an idea.

“Your not a nice man.” - Jackie
“No, no, no I am not.” - Lee commenting on Death

“You are I think I big liar.” - Excrution Anchor to June

Lee belches
“That’s so attractive.” - Jackie on Lee’s belching
Lee belches

“Do you want to lick us down?” - Macy
“Oh god yes!” – Hunger demon

“Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?” - Jackie
“I think I just did.” – Lee

“Ewwwwww GROSS!” – Rachel commenting on Doyce letting Jake lick him.

On the danger of Fungus attacking hungry people.
HG: Some of the svartalfs are shouting, "FOOD!" I figure, they live underground and eat mushrooms ...
Dave: "TOPPINGS!"

On great final exits.
HG: [To Fungus] So your body collapses to the ground with a big fa-whumpf.
Fungus: No, it's a mushroom cloud.

On summing up world-views.
HG: So Guilt sees everyone as nosy. And Sian sees everyone as private and closed-off. Projecting much?

On truisms.
Margie: It never pays to be sarcastic with Guilt.

On cross-character commonality.
Sian: [Having just landed in Seattle after a sub-orbital jaunt.] I brush the frost off my leathers.
HG: That's why Punishment wears leather, to perform re-entry.
Stan: No, that's why Lust wears leather.

On relations
HG: Eilim. He's Broch's brother.
Dave: I think Brach's brother should be Sees.

On metaphysical aerodynamics
Sian: I may need to burn an MP to pull Mariska along.
HG: Well, Guilt is a drag.

HG, about a World Tree bee: "It's about the size of New York."
Jackie: "The BEE?"
Lee: "The city or the state?"

Jackie: "Aspect doesn't save you from the plot."

HG Re: Feeding the Hunger Spirit some Noble blood on the cheap. "Towel off with the TONGUE? That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard."

On character advancement and the tone of the game.
DAVE: So, what's your second domain going to be?
STAN: Guilt and Despair.
DOYCE: Aw, man ...
DAVE: Dude, couldn't it be Guilt and Little Puppies or something?

On understanding character motivations.
GUILT: But it was probably unexpected having Guilt in your mind, talking to you.
PUNISHMENT: No.

On life imitating life.
SIAN: Fungus at the back of the alley, Mariska at the front, and I'll go over the top of the building.
MARGIE: Because you're always over the top.

On passtimes.
RANDY: What does Fungus eat for fun?
DOYCE: First editions books. Leather-bound first editions.
DAVE: Which, oddly enough, Meon keeps sending her.
DOYCE (as MEON): With my compliments.

On tactical advantages and drawbacks.
HG: As far as carrying an Excrucian weapon, the precedent is already set for it.
GUILT: Huzzah!
HG: The precedent was set by Ada Willamette, who still can't get rid of hers.
GUILT: Problem!

On odd side-benefits of Aspect.
SIAN: I spit at the location where the gate was after he's passed through and closed it.
MARGIE: And she's got really accurate spit.

Punishment on hold with Fungus: Your call is very important to our colony.

-----

Discussing Pen-Lo.
HG: I’m having so much fun with that head it isn’t funny.

-----

On Fungus and reading
HG: You don’t read many books what with the rotting.”
Chorus: You don’t rot my flowers anymore.
Margie: Write it down now while it’s fresh. Don’t let it molder.

-----

HG: That's great. I have a great discussion with Cathetel in mind. It'll freak you.
DAVE: Now there's a ... twist.

-----

On the length of the session
HG: Witness the accomplishment of this session!
Journalist: I have three good quotes. We’re good!

HG to Fungus
-You descend into the water like an old fashioned kelp diver…
Stan
-Cool…you’re a fish tank decoration.

Randy on Punishments effects on Miami
-I can see it now…There is some homeless kid with a stick and an apple chasing around some other homeless kid screaming “you must be punished because you’ve been very, very bad”.

HG to Sian
-So…What do you do?
Sian
-I push it back all back down.
Margie
-Yeah, because that’s what punishment is all about…avoiding her emotions. Shoving every thing down and back. Very Victorian.
Randy
-Yes, the three sue’s…Suppress, sublimate, and sustain.

Margie
-So, where is your stick?
Dave
-That’s what I’m trying to get back.
Randy
-What? A short stick?
Margie
-The short end of the stick?
Dave
-No…The shaft…

HG
-As Sian leaves you hear Lord Entropy call out “bring me a large barrel and some water!”
Stan
-Oh please, oh please, oh please…
HG
-No, no, no…I’m kidding.

Doyce
-Isn’t it sad that you can’t say hoe anymore with out thinking of ho.
Randy
-Well…What would you call it…
Dave
-Hrm…well it wouldn’t be spade, because a spade is a spade.

On the subject of the “Edger suit”
Fungus
-You know, you got to start with quality ingredients.

Margie
-Sian doesn’t play with anything?
Dave
-Hey…Sian has her stick back.

Doyce
-Fungus, the pigpen of Nobles…

Randy
-What do you call it when you create something or give a gift to Cammora?
Stan
-A mistake…

During a discussion of who would be doing quotes/game log:

Lee: "But...I did quotes last time."

De/Jackie : "You weren't here last time."

Lee: "Um. I was here in spirit, 'twas the flesh that was weak." (looking around for sypathy and finding naught) "Right. I'm doing quotes, aren't I."

During a discussion of the magical critters in our chancel:

HG: "So with the extra points you've got, it basically upgrades your magical creatures."

Jackie: "How so?"

HG: "Now you've got actual unicorns, instead of horses with horns taped to their foreheads."

Discussing the Nettle Rite and how it works:

HG: "It's pretty simple once you've done the necessary things, basically just five words."

De: "Yeah, 'Nanner nanner boo boo."

Lee's thought bubble: "That's four words. Glad I get to do quotes this session..."

Discussing the Excrucian that had been stapled to the floor of Lord Entropy's hall.:

Randy: "We bring in the cast of 'Stomp' and watch the show."

De: "Lord Entropy of the Dance."

Terminus speaking to Entropy:

Terminus: "Lord Entropy, I have recently acquired a...umm. What do you call it?"

Jackie: "Conscience?"

Lee's thought bubble "Shaddap, you."

Discussing how the comm units work in our sister chancel:

Lee: "Fungus hawks a loogie into your ear."

That was the story of how Punishment lost her stick and this is the story of how Punishment got her stick back.

Doyce: Lord Entropy is sanguine.
Stan: So an Excrucian nailed to the floor puts him in a good mood.
Margie: That and Punishment’s fruit for dessert

Lord Entropy directs Punishment to retrieve her fruit.
Randy: Come to me, my fruit
Doyce: Apples assemble
Dave: It’s cobblering time.

Death confesses to the creation of the gate into Lord Entropy’s Throne Room.
Randy: “That’s good, Donner didn’t want to fink him out, but would have.”

Electricity: So, it looks just like you.
Guilt: But I’m better dressed.

Lust: Use me as you need.

On Death’s missing horse:
GM: What happened to the horse?
Donner (?): He got off his high horse.

Lust: Georgia, sweet Georgia...
GM: Lust is giving a hard time to all her anchors and looking for more people to piss off.

Lust: Okay, I’m all out of stuff to do.
GM: Go do some lust stuff.

Reality: All clothes are hooker clothes.
GM: What’s wrong with being a hooker?
Lust: I have better things to do.

Lust: I just want someone to buy me dinner, not to come.

Rebecca: Well, I believe that I wouldn’t believe it. But I am a reporter. You’d be
surprised what I can believe. [...] You kicked him? And he fell through a street?

On Rebecca starting to figure things out:
Reality: The little gerbils! They start running.

Rebecca: Are you greed?
Lust: No.
Reality: Just run down the list of seven deadly sins, you’ll get there.

Lust: I project my domain.
Donner: You don’t have a lot of domain to project.
Lust: I do have a lot of aspect -- I got a lot of kick-your-ass to project.

Rebecca: So you’re all hoo-wah! and stuff.

On Sisera’s death:
GM: Yeah, he “retired.” In the Sicilian sense. There’s a little voice in the back of your
head that says THAT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENED.

Reality: You could make him lust after office supplies.
Donner: My thtapler!

Lust: You have to learn to use your power for good, not evil.
GM: Like you’re one to talk.

On the Voodou phone:
Reality: Ding-a-ling-a-ling! This is June.

On the ritual that keeps Amaciel alive:
LeFleur: We need to do the ritual--
Death: I could do it--
Reality: No!

Justin’s paper airplane:
Look out, I’m everywhere! Muahahahahaha!

Reality: Our good news has been switched with Folger’s Excrucian crystals...let’s see if
she notices the switch!

On Lo Pan’s head:
GM: You need to get another head so they can talk to each other.

Just before the big fight:
Doors: If you feel a prayer and can’t pick it up, I won’t take it personally.

Guilt: Oh, I don’t think any help will be necessary, dear.
Reality: We’re just here to be helpful, dear.
GM: You can’t guilt June!

GM: Lust’s guns are always loaded!

Lust considers putting down her gun and using it to call June.
Reality: Just remember I have to eat whatever you put out, dear.

Thomas (a.k.a. Dave): Don’t sit there idle, throw the guy with the whip!

Lust: Am I a missle weapon?
Reality: Only if someone else throws you, dear.

GM: You’re going to kill his horse, take away his whip, and kick him through to
Entropy?
Lust (?): F--- yeah! I mean, yes, we are.

About Entropy’s realm:
Whose house? MY house!

On picking up excrucian weapons:
Reality: How about picking it up with a hate anchor? That I don’t like very much?

(?): It’s a dead horse, Macy.

To Dave and Margie:
GM: Sorry about interrupting your “Serenity.”

Obligatory stick joke:
(?): Punishment hasn’t had her spear in a while.
(?): There are a lot of things Punishment hasn’t had in a while.

[Dunno who was doing these for the game, so here are the two I made/wrote]

On strangely familiar advice to lob the attacking Excrucian into a neighboring chancel ...
Tomas: Don't be idle, throw the guy with the whip!

On pursuit of plans ...
Lust: Is the horse dead yet? 'Cause I want to ...
HG: The horse is dead!
Dave: You're beating a dead horse, Macy.

Thankyoo, thankyooverymuch. I'll be here all week ...

On insider knowledge ...
Jackie: Our chancel knows what's going on in your chancel.
Dave: Right now, that's the least of my concerns.
Jackie: Would you write that down as a record you said that?

On uses of technology ...
Guilt: [Looking at her pager] My service is calling. I have to take this.
Jackie: Lust has her pager set on vibrate.
Doyce: Guilt has her pager set to noodge.

On silver linings ...
Stan: So the Extended Edition? Five hours, baby!
Dave, Doyce, Stan: Woot! Woot! Woot!
Margie: [Looking up from her Game Log work] It's a good thing we digress, because that's when I catch up.

On language use ...
Crime [Doyce]: I would say, "rent asunder," but I'd never say something like that.
Dave: You stole the line from someone.

On retribution ...
Fungus: [Recovering from a major zap] I'm screwing 'em all!
Dave: That sounds like Lust's job.

On visiting the Chancel that includes the Power of Extinction
Fungus: Great shit! I haven't had dinosaur forever!

On cross-chancel visits
Margie: Autumn doesn't get to Florida much.
Dave: Extinction, on the other hand, does.
Doyce: Yeah, I guess she'd like it.
Dave: Lots of old fossils there.

On dialog
Crime: I sneer at Architecture.
Punishment: "I sneer at architecture." That's a good line.

On providing Guilt with far too many possible lines of attack.
Noah (Dave): Ofia's found a wonderful restarutant. It's got some of the most interesting food we've found!
Ofia (Margie): He's the Power of Not-Helping!

On fashion statements.
Fungus: If I don't need pockets, why should I wear clothes?

On parties
HG: Lust and Death are arranging the entertainment.
Dave: It's the Masque of the Red Death!
Jackie: Topless!

On anchors and offspring.
Noah: Ofia is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
Crime: And I want to anchor her soon.

On cross-genre music.
Fungus: Every spore is sacred, every spore is great, / If a spore is wasted, Graf gets quite irate.

On too much information.
Punishment: I have a really bad yeast infection.
Fungus: [glares]
HG: [Recoiling] AAAAAHHHHH!

On unwanted access.
Imagination: So, you can give the backstory [fruit] to Lord Entropy, or you can give it to someone else.
Punishment: I don't want anyone to have the back end.

On lessons learned.
Imagination: [Sifting through Punishment's life] Hmmm. Oh. Hmmm. Interesting. Well, here's an unfortunate instance from the Crimea.
Stan: Crimea doesn't pay.

Lee: "I wonder if your cat is fatter than ours?"
Jackie: "Tom? Pick him up."
Lee: "Oof. Jesus, what do you feed him, bricks?"

HG to Lust: "You're pretty much either screwing something or killing someting aren't ya."
Death: "And then there's necrophilia."

(As Donner walks into the center of our firefly-filled chancel)
De (singing): "Donnnner is a firefly, his butt blinks on and oooff."

June (noticing that LeFleur is sitting in what's probably one of June's rocking chairs): "She better not leave any butt germs on that..."

HG to Jackie (with appropriate hand gestures of disturbed confusion): "You're helping Lee. Doesn't that make your DNA curl the wrong way or something?"

HG to group: "Sorry, I don't mean to digress, but I must."
Donner: "Famous not last words."
Group: (sniggers)

HG to Death: "How are you contacting Meon?"
Death: "I say it with flowers."

HG to Death: "You're going to give a painting showing the end of the universe to the man who's trying to prevent this."
Death: "Yes."
Lust: "Gee, I wonder what the next Death will be like."

Livers, Hookers and Entropy...

-- Edward (Power of Doors): "Terminus, a pleasure to meet you, sirrah."

-- Terminus: "I doubt that."

-- Lord Entropy: "For what is life without poetry and song?"

-- Terminus: "Death?"

-- HG: (speaking to Donner about what he's doing" "Figger 15 to 20 minutes for you and Gwen to be umm...intimate."

-- Donner: Uh, nooo.

-- HG: (describing the chancel of Cityback) "...an odd place. Some of the alleyways are friendly, some are lethal."

-- De: "Even so, you don't want an alleyway walking up and sniffing your crotch."

-- A gargoyle, about to present a woman at the chancel gates to Donner: "Damn, I forgot her name. I had it carved on my hand just a minute ago."

-- Lee: (Donner is left alone in the chancel whilst the others are out performing missions): "I bet Donner strips down to his shorts, singing "Old Time Rock and Roll" while sliding across the floor in his socks."

-- The Power of Festivals: "Nice place you've got here, good place for a party if you don't mind my saying so."

-- Donner: "Well I certainly appreciate a compliment from an expert."

-- HG: "Time for the rubber to meet the road. And by that I'm referring to Lust."

-- HG to Lust, who is fighting Jack the Ripper whilst wielding a brick: "If you deflect the Excrucian knife with your brick, it'll destroy the brick."

-- Lust: "I'm okay with that, the brick can die."

-- Lust: (after fighting Jack the Ripper, who was being defended by an earlier version of Amaciel) "I wouldn't know Amaciel from Jack at this point. Literally."

-- HG as Amaciel: "You are wise (looking at June) and...err...enthusiastic (looking at Lust)

-Margie asking about Guilts abilities

"Can't Guilt find out about the new guy...you know...something like a guilt check?"

-Doyce pondering how to describe the robot in the scene...and we helped!

HG: "I can see it visually..."
John: "...Rock'um Sock'um Robot..."
Stan: "Tweeky...BadaBadaBada..."
Dave (holding his arms out): "...WARNING...WARNING..."
Margie: "...C3PO..."
HG: "...Nooooo...

-Doyce needlessly worries Dave

HG: "Ahhhh...."
Dave: "What?!?"
HG: "Oh nothing. I just came up with an idea for something that I couldn't figure out how to do. Yes Folks, a little peek behind the Curtain."

-Crime checking into things

Dave: "Can I pick up crimes from the Mother?"
HG: "Um...not much...Petty Larceny..."
Margie: "...Neglect..."
HG: "...No..."
Dave: "...Tax Fraud..."
HG: Ohhh Yeahhhh. But you get that from everybody."
Dave: "Yeah, your going to have to add that to your filter, otherwise you'll overload."

-Crime with his new toy

Crime: "I've got guy's that can help."
Jason: "Ummm Yeah. But I could really use some help with my Mom."
Crime: "Hey! I could help you with your mom!"

-Dave on doing the log

Dave: "Yeah...I'm going to have a great time doing the log this time because there won't be any jokes about Sian's stick."

John: "Yeah, but Stan is doing the Quote's"

-The stick joke of the night

Old Crone: "Where is your stick?"
Punishment: "Grrrr...I have found this walking stick..."

-Doyce needed a type of tree for Sian...And We helped!

HG: "I can't remember what type of tree I'm looking for..."

"...Apples..."
"...Pears..."
"...Almonds..."
"...Persimmons..."
"...Pomegranates..."
"...Bark..."
"...Dodges..."
"...Apricots..."
"...Nuts..."
"...Leaves..."
"...Sticks..."
"...Woe..."

HG: "ARRRgggg! You people aren't any help what so ever. I need to go into the other room for a minute"

-Punishment gets a gift from a friend
Sian looking at one of the Fates: "Ummm...Can I keep these knitting needles?"
Fate: "Sure...if you feel you need them."
Margie: "look. Now Punishment has two little sticks"

-John helps Doyce in describing a vision for Dave
HG: "You see...ummm..."
John: "...Yourself in bed with crime."
Dave: "No! That's when I use the knitting needles on my own eyes."

-Sian takes on one of the "Not-a-man"
Sian: "There is no need for you to waste your time on regret."
Margie: "But there is always time for Guilt."

-Doyce describing one of the "Not-a-men" to Sian
HG: "You see a man who is not a man passed out on the floor of the kitchen..."
John: "Naaaahhh...It's not the being dead drunk part that is not not being Manly. It's the passed out in the kitchen part that is suspect."

-While Crime is talking to Jason about his big plan
Dave: Meanwhile, Jurat is outside on a window washing scaffolding saying "Perrrrrfect...everything is going according to plan."

-Crime offers Jason a "favor"
Crime: "I have a special request, if it's not to much to ask..."
Stan: "I like big butt's, and I cannot lie..."

-Crime taking Jason to the Kamoran speedboat
John: "Kamoran speedboat. That sounds like some sort of girly drink."

-Dave joking around
I knock on the door "Hey! your knockers fell off."

-Margie having fun at Sian's expense
Margie: "Hey! I wanted to see Punishment in a thong"
Doyce: "funny. But I don't want to see Dave in one...Ever."
Dave: "Not that you ever will..Ever."
Doyce: "Plus those things ride up...Not that I know."

-Doyce enjoying the visuals of Crime Talking to Justice
Doyce: "I like the vision - A skinny black Frenchman talking to a pot bellied Haitian."
John: "Oh, he speaks French. I talk to him in Creole just to piss off Alejandro."

-Doyce to Sian as the "Garden"
Garden: "you know, it's been a long time since Lord Entropy has been able to trick...ummm negotiate some one into performing this task."

-Doyce describing the Garden
HG: "He has very bushy eyebrow's...being a garden and all."
Dave: "I hate the Mythic..."

Dee to Lee : “Are you dark or hell?”
HG : “Good question isn’t it?”
Dee to Lee: “I’ll just look on your sheet.”
Lee : “Hahaha ha notice that is the one square not marked.”

Lust : “No one can look like a hooker like I can look like a hooker!”

June : “Your logic astounds me sometimes Lust.”

HG as Eternity to Lust: “ No touchy touchy ok?”
Lust : “Myself or someone else?”

Donner : “Hey what am I going to say you’ve been stealing organs haven’t you?”
Macy: “I wouldn’t open with that.”

HG as Eternity to June about Lust: “She always this predictable?”
June : “Like I said I am astounded by her logic.”

Macy : “You could have done that for me and instead you let me owe someone a favor?”
Death : “I was going to tell you but I wasn’t there.”

Death : “Randy going pee doesn’t mean time stands still for me.”

Dee : “There’s sodium in peanut butter.”
Lee : “ But it is evened out by the dog spit.”

Lust : “Nothing some good sex can’t fix.”
June : “Yeah but you are evil.”
Lust : “I am just misunderstood.”

Macy about Eternity: “He is so out of style then that he is in style now.”

HG as to why it is so late : “It’s not my fault it’s daylights saving time.”
Lee : “Sure blame it on the rotation of the earth.”

June to Eternity : “Hey you remind me of someone – must just be the stick up your butt.”

The HG is recounting the other chancel's previous session.
HG: Reality was going to screw with him, then Lust was going to anchor him.
Dave: You'd think it would be the other way around.

Someone has interrupted the HG's revelations with a quip.
HG: Hey, you're stealing my thunder!
Stan: And Electricity isn't even here.

The HG unwittingly provides Stan with a straight line.
Jurai: Ah, yes, Lust is good with words ...
Guilt: Yeah, she's a cunning linguist.

The HG tells Crime how he's doing in his quest.
HG: It's November in Idaho. You've been complaining silently about the cold since you've been here.
Margie: I keep imagining Crime having an ongoing internal monolog.
Stan: He's in is own private Idaho!

Crime has abducted a young girl and has convinced her that he is the Archangel Michael on a holy quest for God's prophet.
Crime: We pull into Boise.
Tandy: God's prophet is in Boise?
HG: Her faith begins to fade ...

More gratuitous Lust jokes keep arising.
Stan: Lust, spreading things around? How odd.

Siân, minus her spear, has been sent on an errand for Lord Entropy.
Punishment: As I hike along, I look for something to use as a staff or a club.
Stan: A stick!

Punishment has been caught up in the rhythm of the Fates' music.
HG: You realize, after a time, that you've been singing for a while.
John: "I can't get no ... satisfaction ..."

Lust: Where are we going?
Crime: Miami.
Lust: What's in Miami?
Crime: Fun.
Lust: Okay!

Eternity: Is this the thing the naked chick was talking about?
Electricity: How do you know she was naked?
Lust: I was not naked.
HG: ...You were giving off naked vibes, okay?

HG: Amberlam is...
Death: Amberlam ding dong.

DeAnna: Say it again. I missed it for the quotes.
John: Oh, it's not important.
Doyce: He doesn't want that recorded.

Czerny: The head still speaks?
Death: --And spins.

Sausages...speaking tubes...balloon tires...bungee cords...firehose...
--Some of the ideas uses of Pen Lo's intestines.

Death: Is he of any importance?
Czerny: No? I don't think so.
Death: He dies.

Crime, at a barbeque, on serving up the corpse of a man killed by pigs: While she's going her thing, I'll cut off a couple of slices, wrap them up in foil...

Crime: Sodomy's illegal in Southern states, isn't it? So I'll give Lust a hand.
Reality: So to speak.

Preacher, to Lust: You can't tell me what to do, woman.

Lust: The more he wants it, the more I'll know.
Crime: Give him a hair shirt.

Realty: Take me to your master.
White Rider: The White Rider has no--uh--
Reality laughs.

Electricity, on City's perfume: It makes baby Jesus cry.

HG: The thing about ghosts is that they're narcissistic. It's all about them.
??: So they're like cats.

Pen Lo's kidney: ...Like you, a woman in white.
HG: Except you're not wearing white.
Death: And you're not a woman.
HG: Not the most perceptive organs, the kidneys.
Death: You have stupid kidneys.

Death: Where are the intestines of Pen Lo?

HG: She has a knife.
Crime: Is it over six inches in length?

HG: You're not sure what the adjective is, because you've never had to use it before...she's purty.
Death: You know you'd be a lot cuter if you were dead.

Death: I follow her to the intestines of doom.

Electricity, on gathering spirit-essence from Pen Lo's intestines: So where do the drips come out? Have they been inventive?

Czerny: She is always in a bad mood.
Crime: She needs to get laid.
HG: Yet another dangerous chick with a stick up her ass.

Electricity: You could poison him.
Death: I only do that to my own imperator.

Czerny: It'll be just like old times...except now I'm not trying to kill you.

Conspiracy, on her seven year-old anchor: It pleases me to find someone whose conspiracies are simple and related to candy and playtime.

Lust: Where are we going?
Crime: Miami.
Lust: What's in Miami?
Crime: Fun.
Lust: Okay!

Trixie: What?
Crime: Oh, go do some coke.

Trixie: So you want me to blow a judge?
Crime: Hold that thought.

HG: It's like--
Crime: A dormitory of love.

On getting rid of bodies:
Crime: Toss a chunk out the window.
Death: That's littering.

Crime: I'll have Lust work the carrot, and I'll handle the stick.
HG: Which goes in which end?

Reality: You're not afraid to use much, hon.
Lust: A girl's got to get by.

Crime: Oh, he's one of those guys.
Lust: Every guy is one of those guys.

??: Those Swedish maid outfits and counterfeit money go hand in hand.

On staring at a lady's assets:
Reality: They're Swedish translation breasts.
Crime: Not babel fish. Babble-boobies.

The laying of cunning plans ...
Margie: "Lust, Crime -- get out of Dade!"

Investigating the local trailer trash ...
Margie: "Does Billy-Bob have any fungal conditions?"
HG: [Laughs uproariously]
Dave: "Of a certainty."

Punishment is discussing matters of import with Cathetel ...
Jurai: [Knocking on door, poking in head] Hello? I don't mean to intrude ...
Punishment: [Raising her voice to Cathetel.] And that, my Lord, is the truth. [Turns.] Ah, Jurai ...

Jurai has once again departed ...
Punishment: [Gives Cathetel a look.]
Cathetel: They are a necessary evil.
Punishment: [Bows.] You are at least half right, my Lord.

Further dark plans are being hatched ...
Punishment: I'm sure we can talk with Jurai about that.
Fungus: No, not Jurai. He makes me molt.

-Doyce (thinking out loud)
"You guys took Cold...And I really need to screw you guys with Cold..."

-Margie (talking about Fungus' Journal)
"Did you read about my comment about Tinker-Boy? You know, about how he's either hanging around Lust, or hanging on Lust..."
Stan "...Yeah...You know "LOOK NIPPLE RING'S! YEE-HAW! WEEeeeEEE!"" While doing swinging motions.